so my stepmom is opening this yoga studio, as some of you may know, and one of her yoga friends from yoga school is staying at our house to help her open the studio. his name is Mark, he’s British but grew up a little bit in Australia and New Zealand (you can tell by some of the things he says). anyway, he’s really freaking cool and he’s here for 3 weeks!
stop this train
i’ve been put into a cycle through working full time all summer. i feel like thats the reason that i can’t remember what happened after work this week. i need to start paying attention or i’ll become another lost soul dredging through life without meaning or purpose. okay that was a little harsh, but I could stand to pay attention or life will pass me by.
Is it weird that i just had the best dream in a long time after seeing inception?
i began pulling out clothes and stuff to start the packing process. i can’t believe its almost here. in exactly three weeks i will be settling into my new home. part of me is sad to be so away from everyone and everything, but part of me can’t wait to get there and start the new chapter in my life. NMU here i come.
is growing in significantly faster on the right side of my face than the left. i hope that one day i don’t end up with a half beard
is playing the drums??? apparently i’m the new DC band drummer. this ought to be interesting
sometime I feel like a bird just waiting for my...
i have good ones, maybe i should start following what they do
i know you'll keep me strong
Time to crack down.
antoinetteelizabeth: I’m finishing all the freaking Harry Potter books. I will not see one more movie, or look at anything Disney world/Hogwarts related until this task is done. My hopes are that i’ll get so hooked again that the reading won’t take too long… Harry Potter gods, SMITE ME IF I SLACK OFF. samsies
wanna know a little something about me? watch this movie. its the life i want to live
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Stumpy: It’s called the ’80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground.
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Luke: This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It’s no mystery.
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Rick: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I’ll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice… or bong.
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Luke: This uniform is really cramping my Olsen Twins. Lance, Can I get a drink for Mary Kate and Ashley?
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Lance: Hey. Hot sluts with tits. Rick: Lance, you don’t need to do that anymore, remember? Lance: Oh yeah. Sorry. Old habits die hard. Oh what the hell - I LOVE MEN. Who wants me? Rick: Well you don’t need to do that either…
i love it when girls think they have guys all...
I wish I could watch The Office all day without...
(via gilamonster) haha thats kindve a pun
I just realized...
antoinetteelizabeth: I have a legit scar from wink tag carpet burn on my arm. …would I have it any other way, though? NOPE. Best times ever. i have one on my knee from footloose wink tag
my dick says yes, but my head says no
good thing i listened to my head
well i guess this is growing up
Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
meganvp: inevitable-reality: fuckyeahfunnythings: louischatburn: iamanthonyjames: thelostsketches: -andieyougoonie: polo-whore: imfromouterspace: dream-catching: -imtoosexyformyself: runrachelrun: xoannie: My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to...